Monthly Archive: July, 2012

Give Them Everything

Warning: There may be spoilers here for The Dark Knight Rises, The Dark Knight, and Batman Begins (depending on your preferred level of movie purity) .  Also: my most sincere thoughts and prayers… Continue reading

Just Dying To Be Here

I’m closer to thirty than twenty, now. Mathematically I was closer to thirty last year, too, but at twenty six I can’t fake it anymore. Birthdays are weird and I feel weird celebrating… Continue reading


I’m mostly convinced there is a serial killer in my apartment complex. DON’T WORRY! I’LL EXPLAIN! Last week I heard a scream in my apartment complex’s atrium at midnight. It wasn’t a’oh-my-friend-declared-a-surprise-tickle-fight’ scream.… Continue reading

My Birthday Present to America – VIDEO


I lost my job on Friday. It was kind of unexpected. I went home, sat on the couch, and threw our sherpa over my head. It comforted me. I was not surprised that… Continue reading